Tuesday, June 16, 2015

bergoglio's imagi~c~nation

bergoglio's imagi~c~nation

We all imagine that things are real that are not...

They are real in the imagination... these are imaginary things... but they are not real in the real world... in reality...

Take a straight-forward example like "gender theory"... this is obviously false... but may demonically possessed people -- and we all have our demons -- would like this ridiculous "theory" to be true...

So they imagine it is true... that it is real... but it's not... but still they act as if it was real... and they start to build this imaginary world around this false idea (a false religion devoted to worshipping a false pagan god)...

... and then what do they do...

And then they begin to transfer this imaginary model of this false ideology into a real cult... they transfer there plans from their imagination to the real world...

The only problem is that the real world is not like their imaginary world...

the real world is... real

their imaginary wolrd is... not

In their imaginary world if there is some part of the model that is messing up the model they can just rip it out... or modify it to their liking...

In the real world... they can't just rip out people... whole countries... economies... "natural resources" aka the rape of nature as an act of violation of God because God created nature and a natural order... an act of rebellion... a "revolutionary" act...

And in the real world there is also a real and natural order... which by the way cannot be changed... no matter how hard you try... it's called reality... vs. imagination... see the difference?

When your imaginary ideology cult bumps into the natural order... that's when the plan falls apart... or rather it is the lives of the victims of this super-religion that fall apart... isn't that what we are seeing happen all over the globe in one way or another?

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So how does bergoglio fit into all this...

bergoglio is part of the club... yes, it's a private club... and it's official membership is secret... but there are some powerful members of this secret club that are quite public in revealing their membership...

They don't do this by making a public statement saying, "i am a member of a secret society... "

They reveal that they are part of the club through symbolic acts... signals... clear unmistakeable signals... you would have to be blind deaf and dumb in order not to be able to see these signals and understand their meaning....

An example of such a signal... "who am i to judge?"... "don't breed like rabbits"... "don't obsess over abortion and marriage"...

So is bergoglio a freemason?

... whatever...

bergoglio is working to implement the plans of this super-religion... reality be damned... the open revolt against God...

Their super-religion is a magic cult... disguised by layers of magic pseudo-science...

They actually have come to believe their own lies... and they cannot see reality... the two cannot coincide... the two cannot "co-exist"... "side-by-side"... in a "cozy paradise"... a cozy hippy paradise... where everybody shares everything... everything... no private property... no wives... no husbands... no children... no families... the state is the super-family.. is the super-religion... is the super-cult... in this super-world of the near future... which, however, never materializes... only wars... famine.... natural disasters... widespread massive human suffering... and widespread destruction of the family... and widespread disbelief in the one trinitarian God -- Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

Ladies and Gentlemen... your attention please... introducing... bergoglio as CRAPMAN!

NOTE: If you remember the old Batman TV series then you can provide your own background music to this bjot by singing as follows -- to the tune of the Batman theme -- "doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo.. doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo.. CRAPMAN! .. [REPEAT]"

That's a lot of doo-doo...

You bet...

Crapman is the best...

When it comes to doo-doo... uh... yes...

Wait! but i thought bergoglio was supposed to be like "super-man" dude... right?

That should be "super-CRAPMAN!"

Oh OK... slight difference there...

Mostly in the doo-doo department...

Sigh... I can't believe we've descended to such depths of sophmoric humour...

Yes... i'm afraid we have done just that... well it seems appropriate to the topic of bergoglio...

I'll have to go home and ponder on that...

Don't ponder too long... your head will explode...

Too late... it already exploded months ago... i don't remember when anymore... or exactly why... i just remember my brain getting hotter and hotter... and then there was this like nuclear meltdown... and then the mushroom cloud... that's all i remember... i don't remember after that...

... better that way...

... do you ever feel like that...

oh yeah... all the time... my brain exploded a long time ago...

... when doo-doo is king...

... the king is a doo-doo demon devil dainty dandee...

... doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo dat's all folks...

Friday, June 5, 2015

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

it's been a while since our last bjot (bergoglio joke of the day)... let's check in on our pair of bjot writers and see how they are doing...

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any luck with the latest bjot...

... i have a punch line that i'm working on turning into a new joke...

ok... that's a start... what's the punch line?...

"gay marriage"...

that's it? "gay marriage"?

yeah...

ok... what's the joke...

"gay marriage"

that's it? "gay marriage"? i thought you said that's the punch line...

it is the punch line... it's the punch line and the joke...

ok... so how does this joke go?...

it goes like this: "gay marriage"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... i don't get it...

... you would if you weren't born yesterday and if you have been asleep for the past 50 years... "gay marriage"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... any other ideas...

... yeah... i was working on another punch line...

... i'm waiting... what's the punch line...

... the punch line is "the pope is a heretic"...

... oh and I suppose the joke is "the pope is a heretic"...

... no... because that wouldn't be funny...

... not even if i wasn't born yesterday and i've been asleep for 50 years...

... no... i'm afraid if that was the case then you would not find "the pope is a heretic" to be funny at all... back then heretics were taken seriously...

what if we say: "the pope is a heretic"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... it doesn't work that way...

... how about if we say "the pope is a funny heretic"... no that doesn't work either... maybe we should stick with your first idea: "gay marriage"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... yeah... that one used to crack them up 50 years ago... not so much anymore... now it's, "who am i to judge?"

... which ruins the whole joke... how about this?: "gay marriage"... "who am i judge"... "the pope is a heretic"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... i'm not feeling that "ha-ha-ha-ha"...

... yeah me neither.. when did things get so complicated?...

... when we stopped believing in simple truths... like "marriage"...

... how about: "marriage"... ha-ha-ha-ha...

... at the pace we are going, that will work in another 50 years...

... or 10 years... we'll save it for then...

... that's nothing to look forward to...

... you can't turn back the clock...

... why not?...

... its not the Vatican II way... we must move forward...

... forward into oblivion...

... and no looking back...

... obviously... we wouldn't want to do that...