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Sunday, December 28, 2014

bergoglio's bimbo upsets neo-Catholic bimbos

bergoglio's bimbo upsets neo-Catholic bimbos

After all of the heresies and blasphemies that have come from the mouth of bergoglio and have been completely ignored by neo-Catholics... or even defended by so-called "conservative Catholics"...

Finally something has got them up in arms... at least the women...

Who would have thought that a video released by the Vatican featuring an Italian bimbo would cause so much fuss...

[See for example this article -- LINK]

If you ask me the Vatican got its target audience right and used a spokeswoman that portrayed the most essential quality of that audience... airheads...

... nothing between the ears... nothing going on inside there...

Oh but neo-Catholic women saw this and loudly complained... why?

Well its like looking at a picture of yourself and realizing that you look fat... and not just a little bit fat... must be something wrong with the camera... or the photographer... or the lighting... or the outfit... or the pose...

... it couldn't be that the picture is portraying an accurate view of reality... now could it... and not your slim sophisticated fantasy version of yourself...

... and if you think there really is something in that space between the ears of "conservative" neo-Catholic women then why is the next reaction after the shock of looking at your ugly self in the mirror the question... who is responsible for this unflattering portrayal of women in the Church...

Who indeed? Who do you think? It's not that hard?

Can you imagine such a video being released by the Vatican prior to bergoglio (AKA pope francis)?

See it wasn't such a tough question after all...

You can go back to telling each other what a wonderful pope we have in bergoglio... just ignore the blonde bimbo in the video... that doesn't prove anything... does it?

Conclusion... bergoglio can speak heresy all day long and neo-Catholic women won't bat an eye... as long as no one in the Vatican attacks the liberal feminist ideals that neo-Conservative Catholic women hold so dear then everything is A-OK... what was that commandment about false idols...

Saturday, December 27, 2014

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

on the morning before Christmas kasper burst into bergoglio's bedroom in the Casa Santa Marta and started to open his mouth to speak, but bergolio quickly turned and pointed to his apple iFag phone and angrily began to rebuke him...

"can't you see i'm on the phone..." and then he realized who it was and continued meekly, "oh it's you my dear kasper... just one second..."

"hello," spoke bergoglio into his iFag, "... yes, can i call you back later?... yes... ok... happy holidays to you too raul... and say hello to your brother fidel... yes, i'll say hello to barack when i talk to him... bye, bye..."

"ah, kasper... you were saying..."

"my dear bergoglio, you have surpassed yourself... this Christmas message to the Curia was brilliant... 15 spiritual diseases... where did you come up with this... brilliant!... and all our friends in the press are talking about it... they love it..."

"ah, my dear kasper... i'm very sorry but i can't tell you where the inspiration for this speech came from..."

"why not..."

"it's a secret..."

"but, you always share everything with me... why is this different..."

"... because... it is a secret of the confessional..."

"i don't understand... are you saying some member of the Curia confessed these 15 spiritual diseases to you..."

"no, not exactly... i don't understand it myself..."

"so then... in this case -- for pastoral reasons shall we say -- i think the seal of the confessional can be broken..."

"you're sure it's ok..."

"of course... now tell me exactly what was the inspiration for this speech..."

"oh, ok... it was during my weekly confession..."

"you were confessing..."

"yes... i had just confessed that when i was in Turkey i was driven in a large car... but that it wasn't by my choice..."

"yes... yes... continue..." said kasper impatiently.

"... well... i don't have the slightest idea why... but my confessor started to speak to me about these 15 spiritual diseases..."

"... perhaps i should speak to this confessor... what happened next?"

"... well, i stopped him and went on to confess how i had sinned by not eating all my food on the plane ride back from the European Parliament... but i explained that it was a short plane trip and the plane attendants wouldn't let me finish my customary third cannoli for dessert because we were getting ready to land..."

"... ah, yes... and then what..." said kapser through gritted teeth.

"... well, that was it... and then the confessor handed me a piece of paper and asked me to read it later... he said it was about the 15 spiritual diseases he was trying to talk to me about earlier..."

"... oh, i see.. what did you say the name of that confessor is..."

bergoglio continued seemingly oblivious to kasper's comments, "... it wasn't until later when i read the paper that i realized that my confessor had given me the paper on the 15 spiritual diseases so that i could use this as the basis for my speech to the Curia..."

"... you really think so... " said kasper with a look of utter disbelief.

"... yes... but what i don't understand is why he didn't just say so... a strange priest this confessor... he gives me a "funeral face" look all the time when i'm confessing... similar to the look you just gave me... i wonder why... thankfully, God has bestowed on me a healthy dose of unawareness..."

"... so that's how it happened..."

"... yes..."

"... i should have guessed it would be something like this... what was the name of this priest again..."

"... i don't remember right now... i think his name was something like "old timer"... Father Alzheimer!... i think that was it..."

"... i see... let's just forget about it then..."

"... sure... forget about what..."

"... never mind... i'm leaving now..."

"... ok... nice boys those castro brothers... not like those Cardinals in the Curia... maybe i will visit them in Havana... i could stop there on the way back from the Philippines... we could take some selfies..."

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Vatican consultant Enzo Bianchi said in reaction to bergoglio's speech to the Curia that he is a new Psalmist and a new Bernard of Clairvaux [LINK]... isn't that hilarious... don't you wish we would have thought of that...

... actually.. he was being serious...

... you're kidding...

... no...

... you're not kidding... oh my dear God... what's next...

... only God knows...

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Puer natus



Puer natus est nobis,
et filius datus est nobis:
cuius imperium super humerum eius:
et vocabitur nomen eius, magni consilii Angelus
 -- Prophecy Of Isaias (Isaiah) 9:6

To us is born a child
and to us is given a son:
his dominion is on his shoulders:
and he will be called angel of great counsel

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"Puer natus" is the introit  of Christmas Day.

Sandro Magister has posted a new recording of it  by the "Cantori Gregoriani" and their Maestro Fulvio Rampion. Please visit Magister's website and read the "listener's guide" which he has provided so that you may more fully appreciate the beauty of the rich Catholic tradition which is Gregorian Chant.

There are some recordings of "Cantori Gregoriani" and their Maestro Fulvio Rampion available for purchase:
http://www.tradebit.com/tagworld.php/cantori+gregoriani+||+fulvio+rampi

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May you have a blessed Christmas.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

bergoglio's sodomite admirer at the New York Times

bergoglio's sodomite admirer at the New York Times

Frank Bruni has been described as an anti-Catholic bigot. A quick search of "Frank Bruni Catholic" reveals a long track record of savage and biased attacks against the Church.

I'm guessing that Bruni has never had a kind word to say about a pope... until bergoglio -- every anti-Catholic's favorite pope.

Bruni writes today in a featured New York Times article titled "The Pope, Beyoncé and Me -- Francis’ Gift to [pro-sodomite?] Catholics"...

[LINK]

"... almost two years into his papacy, it’s impossible to deny the revolutionary freshness of his posture: humble, receptive, even casual. The pomp is gone and, with it, the air of thundering judgment..."

Bruni adds the following very mild disqualifier...

"... things are different. Not different enough, not by a long shot. The church remains wrong on women and wrong on gays..."

Bruni fails to mention that he is a sodomite. How do we know this? The New York Times highlights this aspect of Bruni's life in a brief description about him. Who cares? I wouldn't care if Bruni would not allow his perverted lifestlye choices to taint his writing about the Catholic Church... but that seems to be the whole point of Bruni's article.

Does the New York Times make it a regular practice to employ radical marxists to write for their business section? And yet when it comes to the Times coverage of the Church the writers it employs are inevitably radically anti-Catholic.

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Below is a quote from a January 2013 article titled "NY Times’ Frank Bruni Again Uses Old Sex Abuse Stories For More Anti-Catholic Bigotry". What I find interesting is that Bruni uses the same tactic of latching on to "anti-Catholic Catholics" in order to attack the Church. In the quote below it is "Garry Wills", but if you substitute for "Garry Wills" the name "jorge bergoglio" the results are very interesting...

[LINK]

"In order to advance his spiteful attack on the Catholic priesthood, Bruni turns to a long-time Church basher, Garry Wills [jorge bergoglio], a writer who has long been known as an "anti-Catholic Catholic." Wills [bergoglio] proudly supports abortion on demand, artificial contraception, and women's ordination. He also rejects and/or denies papal infallibility, papal authority, and the Real Presence in the Eucharist. In other words, Wills [bergoglio] is not really a follower of the Catholic Church. He's a follower of the Church of Garry Wills [jorge bergoglio]. And his trendy views align nicely with those of the New York Times editorial board."

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Coming soon.. bergoglio throws out an anti-communist line

Coming soon.. bergoglio throws out an anti-communist line

It's time for bergoglio to say something nominally anti-communist to appease the Cuban Catholics who are outraged over his pandering to the Castro brothers.

4... 3... 2... 1...

that's your cue bergoglio...

... trust me...  it's coming...

... this is his modus operandi... he blasts the pro-Life Catholics and then he makes some weak statement a few weeks later that can be interpreted as pro-Life... meanwhile the liberal media jumps on his initial attack on pro-Life Catholics and ignores everything after that... mission accomplished... and then some "conservative" 'c'atholic commentators blame it all on the media... it's called plausible deniability and manipulating the media... and bergoglio has got this tune down cold...

bergoglio is likes our jokes about him

bergoglio is likes our jokes about him

We at PublicVigil have been informed by our secret sources in the Vatican that bergoglio is an avid reader of "the bergoglio joke of the day" available here:

[LINK]

In his recent address to the Curia he...

"... invites people to be full of humour and self-irony; 'How beneficial a healthy dose of humour can be!' "

[LINK]

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Wow! bergoglio really officially endorsed "the bergoglio joke of the day"!

Well, i wouldn't exactly say he "officially endorsed" it...

... but he said he likes it...

Well, i'm not so sure about that... the literal translation of what our secret source said is "bergoglio is likes your jokes"...

... so he likes our jokes, right?

... actually, I think our secret source was saying "bergoglio is like our jokes" or in another words "bergoglio is a joke"...

... oh... this translation stuff can be tricky...

... just ask Father Lombardi...

... so-o-o-o... does that mean we have to retract this article...

... no... we will just have our official spokesman explain the misunderstanding...

... but... we don't have an official spokesman...

... actually... we don't have a secret source in the Vatican either...

... but we do have "a healthy dose of humour"...

... got that right...

... so we've got an official papal endorsement for our "bergoglio joke of the day" apostolate!

... do i have to explain this all again...

... explain what?

... never mind...

... ok...

Sunday, December 21, 2014

The gay lobby meets the Cuban lobby

The gay lobby meets the Cuban lobby

Now this could get interesting... the Cubans are a tough crowd.

Already, bergoglio has angered many pro-Life Catholics.

African Catholics aren't happy about his attacks on marriage and the family.

Some politically conservative Catholics are finally starting to get fed up with bergoglio's radical leftist politics.

Tradition minded Catholics have had enough of bergoglio's attacks on anything in the Church that pre-dates Vatican 2.

Middle Eastern Catholics have been abandoned by bergoglio.

Asian Catholics should be wary of bergoglio's intentions regarding China.

... but of all of these groups, the Cubans are the ones that bergoglio should fear the most. They are passionate and vocal but they don't just talk... they take action...

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Cuban-Americans Denounce Pope Francis: ‘I Am a Catholic Without a Pope’

[LINK]

“I’m still Catholic till the day I die,” said Efrain Rivas, a 53-year-old maintenance man in Miami who was a political prisoner in Cuba for 16 years. “But I am a Catholic without a pope.”

Rivas said he cried when Obama surprisingly announced a reversal of a half-century’s efforts to isolate Cuba. Then, when he learned of Francis’ role, he got angry.