Wednesday, April 1, 2015

happy bergoglio day!

happy bergoglio day!

... this would have been a good day for bergoglio to release his enviro-cyclical...

... just saying...

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... on this day bergoglio has proclaimed himself to be the patron anti-saint of booger pickers... in his upcoming enviro-cyclical he will promote the re-cycling of boogers...

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... on this day bergoglio has announced that he will canonize judas iscariot... because if he's not in hell... he must be in the other place... ipso facto...

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... THIS JUST IN... bergoglio has given casa santa marta to the homeless of rome... CORRECTION... bergoglio has declared that a building formerly belonging to the Franciscans of the Immaculate will be turned into housing for the homeless and will be called "the casa santa marta home for homeless"... bergoglio will inaugurate the new home by personally providing free haircuts...

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