bergoglio joke of the day
... with special guest appearance by father rosica... because bergoglio is not the only joker in the vatican...
... our secret sources at salty and lightly tv have discovered that the real father rosica is actually imprisoned in a vatican dungeon and his diabolical twin imposter has taken control of father rosica's twitter account...
... each day father rosica is tortured by reading to him pre-vatican 2 papal encyclicals...
... poor father rosica is only given cheap italian wine to accompany his meals... no 100 year old french vintages like he is accustomed to... imagine how much the poor father suffers due to this inhuman treatment...
... father rosica's punishment includes having to pray the old pre-vatican 2 liturgy of the hours... and that includes every prayer...in Latin... oh the horror...
... when father rosica is trying to sleep his torturers pump in Gregorian Chant music endlessly... this is said to be driving him to a state of near madness...
... meanwhile father rosica's evil twin lashes out at canadian bloggers who threaten to reveal the truth...
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... poor father rosica... all he ever asked for was tolerance and justice...
... i see...
... yes, intolerance and injustice are... well... intolerable...
... i see...
... off with their heads...
... i'm not following you... off with whose heads...
... the intolerant ones... that will show them to be tolerant...
... your logic somehow escapes me...
... logic.. who said anything about logic... this is a matter of justice...
... i see... tolerant justice... i presume...
... yes... that's right...
... ah, i see... the guillotine is back in vogue...
... and ready for business...
... be careful...
... why...
... one never knows whose neck will be under the guillotine's blade next...
... i never thought of that...
... think about it...
