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Friday, August 29, 2014

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio and kasper were watching the charity soccer match when bergoglio turned to kasper and said

my dear kasper... i'm bored it is almost half-time and still the score is 0-0... i was thinking... maybe we should abolish the offsides rule for the second half...

kasper stared at bergoglio in disbelief and replied

my dear bergoglio... have you no shame?.... some things are sacred! and cannot be changed!

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does anyone know who won the match?

no because it never finished

why not?

the half-time show was a circus... with kasper as the ringmaster and bergoglio as one of the clowns... bergoglio accidentally let the lions loose and they ate all the christian soccer players...

and so they canceled the rest of the game

no they were going to continue playing but just at that moment an earthquake struck and the stadium collapsed and instantly killed half the people in the stands

and so they canceled the rest of the game

no and then bergoglio said that in order to make the game more exciting for the world-wide television audience and in order to boost the ratings they should cancel the offsides rule for the second half

and then what

and then the players refused and went on strike

and so they canceled the rest of the game

yes

pity

about the lions eating the christians?

no i was thinking it would be a good idea to cancel the offside rule...

... but what about tradition?

oh yeah, you're right... did you get any autographs of the soccer stars?

no i lost my pen during the earthquake

bummer

yeah, bummer

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