Sunday, February 15, 2015

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

... with special guest appearance by michael voris... because voris is turning into a bigger joke than bergoglio...

ten top reasons why voris refuses to criticize bergoglio

1. voris is hoping to have his feet washed by bergoglio this Holy Thursday...

2. voris wants to be the papal spokesperson instead of Father Lombardi...

3. voris has a bad case of mark shea envy...

4. voris is hoping that bergoglio will sign up to be one of the featured speakers on the next church militant cruise...

5. voris is hoping to redeem a coupon he got online that promises free tango lessons from bergoglio...

6. voris lost a bet with Cardinal Dolan that bergoglio would become pope...

7. voris is blinded by white cassocks...

8. voris has been inhaling too many makeup fumes...

9. voris always wanted to be a jesuit priest...

10. voris has already spent so much time with his head buried in the sand that the particles have penetrated his brain...

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you know you're in bad shape when you get the "lower case" last name treatment in a bJOT -- bergoglio joke of the day...

... yes... and a bad case of "mark shea envy" to boot... that sounds serious...

... nothing that a papal footwashing can't cure... or if that doesn't work out he could always try out the showers at St. Peter's next time he is in Rome...

... and maybe get his haircut...

... don't mention hair... it's a sensitive topic with voris...

... oh i didn't know...

... it's a well kept secret...

... well you managed to complete the top ten list this time...

... it wasn't hard... i could have easily come up with ten more...

... that's not good... for voris...

... no it's not...

... will there be another bJOT featuring voris...

... that's up to him... let's hope not...

2 comments:

  1. voris' nightmare is waking up finding out francis has passed away and dolan has been elected to the papacy!

    LOL, the good ol' days when voris was friendly with spiritual pornographers* & enablers and facilitators of ecclesiastical divorce**
    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1737/531/original.jpg
    http://instagram.com/p/Z6cbd2t45K/?modal=true

    * spiritual pornographers (the forever being revised church militant statement)
    http://www.churchmilitant.tv/faq/papalcriticism.pdf

    ** enablers and facilitators of ecclesiastical divorce (see terry carroll's comments)
    http://corbiniansbear.blogspot.com/2015/02/michael-voris-to-left-of-me-church-of.html

    This photo of voris sums him up
    http://instagram.com/p/Y0P82Lt4-W/?modal=true

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