Is bergoglio "gay"?

Is bergoglio "gay"?

Will bergoglio "surprise" us one of these days and "come out" in the middle of one of his daily homilies?

Just saying... we've had a priest come out recently in the middle of a homily...

How "surprised" would you be by such a public confession by bergoglio?

What do you think the reaction would be by various 'c'atholic commentators?

bergoglio has certainly dropped plenty of hints in this direction so it wouldn't come as a complete shock... if he is "gay"...

... it would also explain a lot of things...

... for example his hatred of the Church...

... come on... certainly i am not the first to wonder regarding bergoglio's sexual tendencies... although it's one of those things that is never expressed clearly... but rather is left unsaid by "polite society"...

father guido bergoglio

father guido bergoglio

Recently I published a post titled "bergoglio's parody papacy". [LINK]

Right on cue bergoglio gives another one of his in-flight stand-up routine interviews in which he leaves us just shaking our heads and wondering... did he really say that?

The whole interview has been posted by CallMeJorge...

http://callmejorgebergoglio.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-thriller-in-manila.html

... and no I have not read it except for a few excerpts...

... all of this reminded me of "Father Guido Sarducci" -- the fictional priest of SNL fame... and no I have never been a fan of SNL... I find their humor sophomoric...

But I couldn't help but thinking that it was as if "Father Guido" had become the pope -- that's how ridiculous this bergoglio papacy is... and it is a huge embarassment for me and I think many Catholics... who wants to be in any way associated with this lunatic? Much less have him as the supreme leader of our Church?

... I found this video of "Father Guido" discussing the election of JP2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmBwwOO6ZE

... give it a watch...

... does it remind you a little of a certain Argentine priest who now goes around dressed in white...

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

From AP (anti-Catholic press) news... this just in...

The marketing department at the Vatican has announced its decision to cash in on bergoglio's world-wide popularity by introducing a new line of bergoglio brand products.

The first product in the lineup is a bergoglio doll. Retailers are clamoring for the new doll and already predicting that their inventory will quickly sell out -- which will likely lead to shortages and hoarding.

A spokeswoman for ATC (the Abomination Toy Company) which has been given exclusive world-wide distribution rights said, "This is the biggest thing to hit the toy market since Barney the Purple Dinosaur."

One complaint from retailers is that the doll only comes in white. As a result one national chain of stores has been authorized to test market a rainbow colored bergoglio doll.

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... i just bought a bergoglio doll for my son... i had to wait all night in a line to be one of the first in the store because only a limited number of dolls are available per store...

... what does it do...

... it talks...

... is that it...

... yes... but it talks a lot...

... what does it say...

... most of the time i can't understand... but there is one phrase that it keeps repeating... "want to take a selfie with the pope?"

... that's cute...

... yeah... but sometimes i wish it would just shut up...

... what was the name of the store you  bought it at...

... DesolationMart... they have biggest selection of all the latest toys for kids and adults...

... aren't they the ones with the exclusive rainbow colored bergoglio dolls...

... yeah but by the time I got in the store the only ones left were the white ones...

... bummer... i really wanted to buy a rainbow colored one as a present for Father Harry Tick...

... wait... isn't Father Harry color blind...

... oh right, that's what he told us when we asked him about the rainbow colored altar cloth...

... so that's good...

... yeah...

... and the proceeds go to a good cause...

... really...

... yes, the Vatican announced that it will use the proceeds to pay for the cost of the canonization of Paul VI...

... oh yes, i remember hearing that on the news... and its rumored that whatever is left over will be used to cover the cost of the canonization of bergoglio... after he dies of course...

... why wait...

... that's what i was wondering too...

... best pope ever...

... you said it...

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

Here is the latest from AP (anti-Catholic press) news agency...

bergoglio has just released a new motu proprio in anticipation of his upcoming enviro-cyclical in which he declares that the mountains of heretical trash produced as a result of the implementation of Vatican 2 must not be thrown away but must be recycled.

As an example of how this recycling program can work he points to his own evangelii gaudium in which he humbly notes that he was successful in recycling many post Vatican 2 documents which otherwise would have been discarded and forgotten in the trash heap of history.

Products made from 100% recycled Vatican 2 waste materials will be distributed by the new "pontifical council for promoting the new eco-vangelization" and are guaranteed to be 100% free of any pre-Vatican 2 Catholic doctrine.

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oh boy... this should save the Vatican a lot of energy...

... that's true...

... instead of writing new post Vatican 2 documents they can just recycle the old ones...

... that's true...

... it makes lots of sense doesn't it...

... that's true... after all, we all know that there are no new heresies...

... so why waste energy trying to come up with... wait a second...

... keep going... you were on the right track...

... you're making fun of this whole idea aren't you...

... no, i was being quite serious...

... if you disagree with bergoglio, couldn't you just keep silent like the neo-Catholics do...

... no i cannot... and for the sake of the Catholic Church neither should you once you realize the truth of what bergoglio is up to...

... that's why i carry this bucket of sand around with me wherever i go...

... it won't help...

... i can't hear you...

bergoglio's emissions causing global climate change

bergoglio's emissions causing global climate change

Talk about harmful man-made emissions affecting the global climate... how about the emissions constantly spewing out of bergoglio's big mouth...

Those are having a severe detrimental effect on the global morality climate. The more he talks the lower the global morality index plunges...

The world-wide climate for Catholic families is deteriorating due to warming up of the global radical homosexual campaigns to redefine the most basic unit of society which is the family...

There are rising levels of acceptance of abortion and contraception... deviant sexual brainwashing programs are flooding our schools and drowning our children....

Previously unrecorded storms of heresy and blasphemy are erupting in parishes world-wide and causing widespread spiritual illness in all of the Catholic religious orders -- affecting priests, nuns and laity...

Bergoglio is definitely changing the global climate in the worst way possible... (the real "francis effect")

One thing this shows us is the power of the Catholic Church and the papacy to change the world... for good... or for evil...

Latest weather report from the Philippines on typhoon jorge

Typhoon jorge continues to cause devastating destruction in major parts of the Catholic world. Forecasts are for typhoon jorge to increase in size fueled by the warm waters in the kitchen of Casa Santa Marta.

Already the death toll includes the loss of countless souls and many more are facing slow spiritual starvation from the lack of access to clean Catholic teaching on the faith.

Highly communicable heretical diseases are rampant in the areas already destroyed and forecasters say that these may ultimately lead to a higher death toll than that caused by the highly destructive winds emerging from the mouth of the storm.

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

We here at PublicVigil have another first from our secret Vatican sources... we have obtained an advance copy of bergoglio's new papal encyclical...

The title of the encyclical is Globulus Warmus Est...

On about page 100 after a few brief introductory remarks with numerous quotes from the documents of Vatican 2 and even more numerous quotes from bergoglio's own gaudium gospelus (or whatever he calls it)... because nothing says humble like constantly quoting yourself...

... after the brief introduction bergoglio makes public a startling revelation that he has learned from certain jewish rabbis which he regularly consults with that not only are we experiencing global warming as a result of mankind's effect on the environment, but even more startling is the recent evidence of SOLAR warming...

As you can imagine the effects of solar warming far exceed those of global warming... but then we know from our studies of the solar system that the earth is not the center of the universe as ancient man once thought...

This solar warming is the result of man-made carbon dioxide escaping from earth's atmosphere and being drawn into the sun by its immense gravitational field...

Once the CO2 enters the corona of the sun it reacts with the helium of the sun to cause a nuclear chain reaction which causes enormous solar flares that not only heat up the earth but also cause deadly radiation to penetrate earth's atmosphere and release more CO2 in a positive feedback loop which will only accelerate unless...

... unless we form a unified worldwide religion of peace and dedicate ourselves to eliminating our CO2 emissions by breathing through only one lung...

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wow!... bergoglio's new encyclical sure breaks with tradition...

... and that's a good thing?...

... well it's different... and very modern...

... and that's a good thing?...

... who knew that man-made CO2 emissions were causing SOLAR warming...

... soon the solar bears will be extinct...

... funny... very funny...

... i thought so...

... there is no such thing as solar warming is there?... you just made this whole thing up...

... and you believed it...

... well it all sounded so "scientific"...

... that's all it takes...

... i started to get suspicious when i read the part about breathing through one lung...

... can't fool you...

... that's right...

... only bergoglio can do that...

... you mean breathe through only one lung?...

... no, i mean fool you...