Monday, January 19, 2015

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

From AP (anti-Catholic press) news... this just in...

The marketing department at the Vatican has announced its decision to cash in on bergoglio's world-wide popularity by introducing a new line of bergoglio brand products.

The first product in the lineup is a bergoglio doll. Retailers are clamoring for the new doll and already predicting that their inventory will quickly sell out -- which will likely lead to shortages and hoarding.

A spokeswoman for ATC (the Abomination Toy Company) which has been given exclusive world-wide distribution rights said, "This is the biggest thing to hit the toy market since Barney the Purple Dinosaur."

One complaint from retailers is that the doll only comes in white. As a result one national chain of stores has been authorized to test market a rainbow colored bergoglio doll.

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... i just bought a bergoglio doll for my son... i had to wait all night in a line to be one of the first in the store because only a limited number of dolls are available per store...

... what does it do...

... it talks...

... is that it...

... yes... but it talks a lot...

... what does it say...

... most of the time i can't understand... but there is one phrase that it keeps repeating... "want to take a selfie with the pope?"

... that's cute...

... yeah... but sometimes i wish it would just shut up...

... what was the name of the store you  bought it at...

... DesolationMart... they have biggest selection of all the latest toys for kids and adults...

... aren't they the ones with the exclusive rainbow colored bergoglio dolls...

... yeah but by the time I got in the store the only ones left were the white ones...

... bummer... i really wanted to buy a rainbow colored one as a present for Father Harry Tick...

... wait... isn't Father Harry color blind...

... oh right, that's what he told us when we asked him about the rainbow colored altar cloth...

... so that's good...

... yeah...

... and the proceeds go to a good cause...

... really...

... yes, the Vatican announced that it will use the proceeds to pay for the cost of the canonization of Paul VI...

... oh yes, i remember hearing that on the news... and its rumored that whatever is left over will be used to cover the cost of the canonization of bergoglio... after he dies of course...

... why wait...

... that's what i was wondering too...

... best pope ever...

... you said it...

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