Tuesday, January 6, 2015

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

We here at PublicVigil have another first from our secret Vatican sources... we have obtained an advance copy of bergoglio's new papal encyclical...

The title of the encyclical is Globulus Warmus Est...

On about page 100 after a few brief introductory remarks with numerous quotes from the documents of Vatican 2 and even more numerous quotes from bergoglio's own gaudium gospelus (or whatever he calls it)... because nothing says humble like constantly quoting yourself...

... after the brief introduction bergoglio makes public a startling revelation that he has learned from certain jewish rabbis which he regularly consults with that not only are we experiencing global warming as a result of mankind's effect on the environment, but even more startling is the recent evidence of SOLAR warming...

As you can imagine the effects of solar warming far exceed those of global warming... but then we know from our studies of the solar system that the earth is not the center of the universe as ancient man once thought...

This solar warming is the result of man-made carbon dioxide escaping from earth's atmosphere and being drawn into the sun by its immense gravitational field...

Once the CO2 enters the corona of the sun it reacts with the helium of the sun to cause a nuclear chain reaction which causes enormous solar flares that not only heat up the earth but also cause deadly radiation to penetrate earth's atmosphere and release more CO2 in a positive feedback loop which will only accelerate unless...

... unless we form a unified worldwide religion of peace and dedicate ourselves to eliminating our CO2 emissions by breathing through only one lung...

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wow!... bergoglio's new encyclical sure breaks with tradition...

... and that's a good thing?...

... well it's different... and very modern...

... and that's a good thing?...

... who knew that man-made CO2 emissions were causing SOLAR warming...

... soon the solar bears will be extinct...

... funny... very funny...

... i thought so...

... there is no such thing as solar warming is there?... you just made this whole thing up...

... and you believed it...

... well it all sounded so "scientific"...

... that's all it takes...

... i started to get suspicious when i read the part about breathing through one lung...

... can't fool you...

... that's right...

... only bergoglio can do that...

... you mean breathe through only one lung?...

... no, i mean fool you...

2 comments:

  1. Michael,
    Great job with the last three posts!
    They are spot on!
    CMJ

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  2. Hi CMJ,

    Happy New Year!

    Thanks always for your encouragement. The BJOD (bergoglio joke of the day) series is dedicated to you since I'm sure you're the biggest fan. :)

    I visit your site everyday and also check out your tweets. For those who don't know the CallMeJorge blog is here:

    http://callmejorgebergoglio.blogspot.com

    Together those of us who have dedicated ourselves to shining the light of Christ on this papacy are making a difference.

    At the same time we are fighting an uphill battle.

    But what I have noticed is that there is a shift in the Church towards bergoglio from positive... to tolerant... to silent... to now expressing vague doubts...

    It still has a long way to go before being openly critical of bergoglio, but I think the latest doubts expressed by one italian vatacanista are actually a sort of subtle warning that if the present course continues that there will be no choice but to be openly critical... although I'm sure in a subtle and indirect way...

    The fact is that I don't think that any subtle approach will make any difference... and the little bit of criticism is of the "too little too late" variety.

    Every day that bergoglio is allowed to remain as pope is a day of great suffering for the Church.

    bergoglio's next step is to push the UN's environmental agenda (a la Al Gore) which is all about population control... this is totally antithetical to the Catholic position on the divinely inspired nature of man... we are all God's children...

    I recommend for you a German blog of a friend of mine who is an expert on the UN's diabolical goals...

    http://derkatholikunddiewelt.blogspot.com

    You can translate with Google...

    Another diabolical side to the UN enviro-agenda is the carbon tax. This is designed and implemented by Wall Street... it has been predicted the next economic bubble to explode will be the specualation in carbon tax... it will make the former internet bubble collapse and real estate bubble collapse look like hiccups... and of course we will all have to dig deep into our pockets to bail out the "poor" wall street shysters... again... another huge transfer of wealth... another huge debt burden on our children and their children...

    ... there's no use sugar coating it... people have to rise above the government sponsored sexual orgy that is distracting them to see the fate that awaits them...

    ... and here in normal times the Church would be playing a major role to thwart the ambitions of the worldly... instead of bergoglio and friends who throw more fuel on the fire... and then dance around the ensuing bonfire...

    Michael

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