Saturday, December 20, 2014

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

The weather prediction for the Church for the year 2015 according to bergoglio's almanac...

... clear sunny skies...

... gentle rains...

... tranquil seas...

... smooth sailing...

... abundant harvests...

... peace, love and harmony...

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... uh, isn't that the same thing he predicted last year...

... and the year before that...

... so-o-o-o... why does anybody still listen to him...

... it's one of the great mysteries of the modern world...

... what about that raging hurricane in October 2014...

... what about the raging SUPER-hurricane in October of 2015 that most analysts are predicting...

... it could turn into "gentle rains"...

... you really thinks so...

... no... not really... that's why I have dug a nuclear proof bunker under my house with enough supplies to last 20 years...

... better make it 50...

... you think that will be enough...

... it's a start... or you could dig your head out of the sand...

... actually, i've read on the internet that putting your head in the sand is the best protection...

... don't believe everything you read on the internet...

... what about videos...

... even less...

... oh... ok...

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