Tuesday, December 23, 2014

bergoglio is likes our jokes about him

bergoglio is likes our jokes about him

We at PublicVigil have been informed by our secret sources in the Vatican that bergoglio is an avid reader of "the bergoglio joke of the day" available here:

[LINK]

In his recent address to the Curia he...

"... invites people to be full of humour and self-irony; 'How beneficial a healthy dose of humour can be!' "

[LINK]

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Wow! bergoglio really officially endorsed "the bergoglio joke of the day"!

Well, i wouldn't exactly say he "officially endorsed" it...

... but he said he likes it...

Well, i'm not so sure about that... the literal translation of what our secret source said is "bergoglio is likes your jokes"...

... so he likes our jokes, right?

... actually, I think our secret source was saying "bergoglio is like our jokes" or in another words "bergoglio is a joke"...

... oh... this translation stuff can be tricky...

... just ask Father Lombardi...

... so-o-o-o... does that mean we have to retract this article...

... no... we will just have our official spokesman explain the misunderstanding...

... but... we don't have an official spokesman...

... actually... we don't have a secret source in the Vatican either...

... but we do have "a healthy dose of humour"...

... got that right...

... so we've got an official papal endorsement for our "bergoglio joke of the day" apostolate!

... do i have to explain this all again...

... explain what?

... never mind...

... ok...

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