bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

How many bergoglio's does it take to change a light bulb?

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Answer 1:

None... it's much better to sit in the dark...

Answer 2:

Two.... one to pose as if he is changing the light bulb and another to take a "selfie" of him posing... but its still dark except for the flashes from the press cameras capturing another bergoglio moment...

Answer 3:

Three... one to beatify the light bulb, one to canonize the light bulb, and one to ask an evangelical minister to bless the light bulb... at which point the light bulb explodes... oops...

Answer 4:

Four... one to send out a questionaire asking whether it is a good idea to change the light bulb, one to call a synod to discuss the results of the polling on changing the light bulb, one to call a second synod a year later to discuss the report by the first synod on changing the light bulb... and then one more to "pastorally" change the light bulb... at which point no one can tell if the light bulb has been changed or not because some bishops say it has been changed and others say it hasn't...

Answer 5:

Infinite... one each to pray with one of the infinite number of false religions that the light bulb will be changed... and then make an announcement that the light bulb has been "changed"... even though there is still no light from the "changed" bulb...

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boy that bergoglio sure works hard at changing light bulbs

he has too...  he has a lot of light bulbs to change and not much time...

after he changes all those bulbs i hope it gets brighter in here

yeah, it's getting hard to see

yeah, even though he keeps changing the bulbs it seems be getting darker... maybe it's just an illusion...

or maybe those bulbs he is using has something to do with it...

i thought charismatic bulbs were supposed to burn brighter than the traditional kind?

apparently not...