Sunday, September 21, 2014

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

What would happen if bergoglio were not only able to appoint his pick of "flattering parasites" to be Archbishop of Chicago [LINK], but could also pick the Vice President of the United States...

Below is a link to the first press conference of bergoglio's new vice presidential appointee -- Mr. Pat Paulsen...

... where he discusses the very important matters of government assistance for the elderly, gun control, healthcare....

http://youtu.be/x4kWLUnorTU

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The Smothers Brothers... I thought they were in the ice cream business...

No, that's a comedy show from the 60s, but you're too young to remember...

Why were they talking about government assistance for the elderly, gun control, healthcare.... and we're still talking about it now...

You noticed.... did you think Paulsen looks a little like the new Archbishop of Chicago -- Blase Cupich...

Actually, I watched the news conference where Blase was introduced [LINK] and there is a little bit of resemblance... but I actually think he looks more like Dennis Kucinich....

Oh, right. All those Croats look the same to me too... I wouldn't know the difference if I bumped into one them in the night...

Oh, I thought Cupich was Mexican because I heard him speaking Spanish... it was Spanish, right? Not Croatian?

No actually he's not Mexican, but I hear he can whack a piñata with the best of them....

That's not easy with a blindfold on....

Yeah, he's a talented guy.... the best piñata whacker in his seminary class...

That must be why bergoglio chose him to be Archbishop of Chicago...

That and the fact that he is a "flattering parasite"....

Yeah, you can never have enough of those in the Church in high places....

That's exactly what bergoglio says...

Great minds....

Yeah right....

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