Sunday, August 17, 2014

bergoglio joke of the day

bergoglio joke of the day

How can you tell when bergoglio is thinking a non-heretical thought?

Please choose from among the following:
a) he starts laughing to himself.
b) he complains he is feeling nauseous and looks like he is about to throw up.
c) hell begins to freeze over.
d) kasper begins to beat him over the head with a broom stick.
e) he starts melting like the Wicked Witch of the West.

TIC

TIC

TIC

b-z-z-z-z-z. TIME'S UP!

Correct answer:
none of the above

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how did you do?

i picked 'c' because i don't think hell will ever freeze over, but i guess i was wrong. how about you?

i was going to pick 'e' because i always thought the wicked witch of the west is the "most misunderstood" character in the history of western literature, but then i changed my mind and picked 'd' because i can just imagine kasper's reaction....

so how can the correct answer be "none of the above"? that doesn't make any sense.

let's take a look at the "explanatory notes" to see what they say.

that's a good idea. what do they say?

it says the reason it is "none of the above" is because this is a hypothetical question so there is no correct answer

ok. that sort of makes sense.

trick question.

yeah.

... so hell's NOT going to freeze over...

i guess not

well that's good

yeah i guess so

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